Friday, January 21, 2005 @12:29 PM
Yeah! manage to survive 12 hours of being in sch yesterday man. sch started at 9 and ended at 9. wtf. but i survive it.
minyi was supremely hilarious yesterday man. simply made my day by tellin me her encounter while shew as working with Eu Ren Sen. this zhong yi speaks neither malay nor mandarin. so minyi had to be the translator. apparently, this malay is seeking help coz she has been trying damn hard to conceive but was just simply unsuccessful. so after spilling her not able to get pregnant story to the doc (thru minyi) the doc gave her some advise.
doc: geng ta jiang yao 2, 4, 6 pu tai.
my: the doc said u must make love on 2, 4, 6.
malay: huh?
my: make love on 2, 4, 6
malay: huh? wat?
my(exasperated): doc said u must HAVE SEX on the 2, 4, 6
malay(abit the angry): ok
doc: ni geng ta jiang ye si, ru guo fa ren hen 1 pao jiu gou le. mei yo fa ren hen liang pao.
my: doc said u heaty drink one packet. not heaty 2 packets.
malay: how i know when i'm heaty?
my: ta wen ni ta zhen yang dong ta yao mei yao fa ren?
doc: jiao ta kan ta de da bian. heng de jiu si fa ren. bu ren jiu shi bu ren.
my (still super kao bei due to previous dialogue): doc said after u shit, look at ur shit. if ur shit is black means heaty. if not black is not heaty.
i was laughing like mad lor!! couldnt stop laughing after tt. ok. maybe it wasnt really funny here. u shud hear it from minyi man. her actions very big one and the tone she used was ultimate hilarious. because minyi is a bit the aunty one.. so sometimes when talk to her i think it's qte funny.. lol..
just came back from a hike from bukit timah hill. mum wanted to go there to exercise coz she wants to lose weight. haven even start hiking coz pissed liao. coz while we were looking for a parking slot, this irritating si ah moh dunno for wat f*cking reason honked at us. my mum then pointed to the triangle plate to indicate my sister is a new driver. anyway we took diff paths in the capark. but when we drove past them this woman in the car pointed middle finger at my youngest sister. stupid dog. dun dare to point at us. f*cking shit auntie. she did it in front of her own kids somemore. and her kids were ard my youngest sister's age lor which is like 10, 11. teach her children how to be coaward only. i wanted to point back my finger at them one lor. but my siter timid lar. only tell us after we went off. bitch! tt word is just an understatement. while walking in the park, realise age is catching up with me. piangz. panting after walking up the steep slope. unlike my glorious days in ODAC where i could even run up the slope. :(
today is a hol. hope i can manage to get my mum to sponsor me a new hairstyle.
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